help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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