What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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