i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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