ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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