I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
a search helicopter?!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
