Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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