Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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