i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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