Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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