No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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