: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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