we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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