I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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