So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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