its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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