Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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