VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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