: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Randomize
