Me too!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish i was in the wii world.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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