whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I enjoy the company of your penis
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
