He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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