Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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