She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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