there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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