At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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