your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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