I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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