I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I think i got beer on your cat.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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