Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
only if we run a train.
done.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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