then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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