is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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