Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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