But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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