Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.