ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter