I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE