Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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