I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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