Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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