Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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