East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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