Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
