my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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