Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
should my penis look like a turkey
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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