Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
