You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
