i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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