champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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