he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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