So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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