Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
