Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
40s are totally the cure
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
These tits shall not be calmed
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