You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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