I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
