In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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