she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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