big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
either way he was missing a nipple.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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