I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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