just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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