So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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