Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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