Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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