Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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