You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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